.------..------..------..------..------.
|C.--. ||A.--. ||R.--. ||D.--. ||S.--. |
| :/\: || (\/) || :(): || :/\: || :/\: |
| :\/: || :\/: || ()() || (__) || :\/: |
| '--'C|| '--'A|| '--'R|| '--'D|| '--'S|
`------'`------'`------'`------'`------'
The Card Catalogue:
Adrenaline Rush Bad Batch Basic Shield Battle Focus Berserk Blast Blast II Blink Harden Brain Drain Calisthenics Camouflage Vest Cloak of Invisibility Coil Concussion Constrict Soften Delayed Hit Enchanted Faceswap Enthrall Entrance Ecdysis Feline Companion Fight or Flight Fists of Villainy Fists of Virtue Flee Forked Metal Rod Forked Stick Heal Hit Hit Harder Horn Gore Horn Swipe Iocane The Kalevala Lucky Strike Mesmerize Molasses Pick Pocket Pound 1993-09-7202 18:58 Random Play Rehit Sandstorm Scotch Survival Knife Thick Skin Turkey Thigh Vengeful Rampage Whiskey Shot Woke Wooden Spear
==================================
❗️ Adrenaline Rush ○
----------------------------------
Life or Death brings about a
certain focus... A certain
AWAKENESS most people don't
actually want. It's what you
live for. It's how you know you
exist. You embrace it and
welcome the rush.
==================================
==================================
🍻 Bad Batch ◆
----------------------------------
Nothing like a little bathtub
moonshine stored in sturdy lead
jugs.
==================================
==================================
🛡 Basic Shield ○
----------------------------------
Equip yourself for the battle
ahead.
==================================
==================================
🥋 Battle Focus ☆
----------------------------------
Years of training, drill after
drill, kick in. An attack is not
a single hit, but a series of
strikes each leading to another.
Time seems to disappear and for
a brief moment you and your
adversary become perfectly in
sync as you lead in a dance of
their destruction.
==================================
==================================
😤 Berserk ○
----------------------------------
The whole world disappears into
a beautiful still, silent, red.
At the center of all things is
the perfect face of your enemy.
Destroy it.
==================================
==================================
💥 Blast •
----------------------------------
A magical blast against every
opponent in the encounter.
==================================
==================================
💥 Blast II ◆
----------------------------------
A strong magical blast against
every opponent in the encounter.
==================================
==================================
⏳ Blink ☆
----------------------------------
Consume your victim's potential
energy
==================================
==================================
🆙 Harden ○
----------------------------------
It's time to put on your big boy
pants, and toughen up!
==================================
==================================
🤡 Brain Drain ◆
----------------------------------
And we shall bury our enemies in
their own confusion.
==================================
==================================
🙆 Calisthenics ○
----------------------------------
Your daily workout routine
limbers you up for battle.
==================================
==================================
☁️ Camouflage Vest ◇
----------------------------------
You don your vest and blend in,
if only for a while.
==================================
==================================
☁️ Cloak of Invisibility ◇
----------------------------------
You don your cloak and
disappear, if only for a while.
==================================
==================================
➰ Coil ☆
----------------------------------
Coil around your enemies with
your body, and squeeze.
==================================
==================================
🥊 Concussion ◆
----------------------------------
A hard blow to the head should
do the trick.
==================================
==================================
➰➰ Constrict ★
----------------------------------
Coil around your enemies with
your body, and squeeze like you
mean it.
==================================
==================================
😖 Soften ◆
----------------------------------
Sweep the leg... You have a
problem with that? No mercy.
==================================
==================================
🤛 Delayed Hit •
----------------------------------
Patience. Patience is key. When
your opponent reveals
themselves, then you strike.
==================================
==================================
👥 Enchanted Faceswap ◇
----------------------------------
A snapchat filter for the
magically inclined. This spell
will cause the next card played
with the caster as the target to
be reversed so that the player
of the card becomes the target.
==================================
==================================
🎇 Enthrall ◆
----------------------------------
You strut and preen. Your beauty
enthralls everyone, except
yourself.
==================================
==================================
🎆 Entrance ◇
----------------------------------
You strut and preen. Your
painful beauty entrances and
hits everyone, except yourself.
==================================
==================================
📶 Ecdysis ○
----------------------------------
Evolve into your more perfect
form.
==================================
==================================
🐈 Feline Companion ○
----------------------------------
A low purr in your ears helps
you focus your energy.
==================================
==================================
😖 Fight or Flight •
----------------------------------
Survival instincts are nothing
to be ashamed of.
==================================
==================================
🐀 Fists of Villainy ◆
----------------------------------
You show no mercy to the weak.
==================================
==================================
🙏 Fists of Virtue ○
----------------------------------
You strike at the biggest bully
in the room.
==================================
==================================
🏃 Flee ◆
----------------------------------
There is no shame in living to
fight another day.
==================================
==================================
⑂⑂ Forked Metal Rod ★
----------------------------------
A dangerously sharp forked metal
rod fashioned for Gladiator and
Basilisk-hunting.
==================================
==================================
⑂ Forked Stick ◆
----------------------------------
A simple weapon fashioned for
Basilisk and Gladiator-hunting.
==================================
==================================
💊 Heal ○
----------------------------------
A well-timed healing can be the
difference between sweet victory
and devastating defeat.
==================================
==================================
👊 Hit •
----------------------------------
A basic attack, the staple of
all good monsters.
==================================
==================================
🔨 Hit Harder ○
----------------------------------
You hit just a little bit harder
than the average bear...
==================================
==================================
🐂 Horn Gore ☆
----------------------------------
You think those horns are just
there to look pretty? Think
again...
==================================
==================================
⾓ Horn Swipe ◇
----------------------------------
Swing your horns at your
opponent.
==================================
==================================
⚗️ Iocane ◆
----------------------------------
They were both poisoned. I spent
the last few years building up
an immunity to iocane powder...
==================================
==================================
🎻 The Kalevala (1d4) ★
----------------------------------
Steadfast old Väinämöinen
himself fashioned this
instrument of eternal joy. Tune
its pikebone pegs and it may
lead you on to victory.
==================================
==================================
🚬 Lucky Strike ◇
----------------------------------
A man in a jester's hat smiles
at you from the crowd. You
feel... Lucky for some reason.
Or perhaps feel the unluckiness
of your opponent...
==================================
==================================
🌠 Mesmerize ○
----------------------------------
You strut and preen. Your beauty
mesmerizes everyone, including
yourself.
==================================
==================================
🍯 Molasses ◆
----------------------------------
Slow down your enemies like it's
1919.
==================================
==================================
👇 Pick Pocket ○
----------------------------------
Reach into the pocket of the
most skilled player and grab one
of their cards to play as your
own.
==================================
==================================
⚒ Pound ★
----------------------------------
You wield the mighty pound card
and can do double the damage.
==================================
==================================
旦 1993-09-7202 18:58 ☆
----------------------------------
Buy a questionable round of
milkshakes for everyone.
==================================
==================================
🎲 Random Play ○
----------------------------------
You find the illegible scraps of
an ancient card in the corner.
Curious to see what it does, you
play it --as it crumbles to
dust.
==================================
==================================
🔂 Rehit ◆
----------------------------------
At the last moment you realize
your trajectory is off and
quickly attempt to correct your
aim.
==================================
==================================
🌪 Sandstorm ☆
----------------------------------
A blinding cloud of sand whips
across the desert, damaging and
confusing all those caught in
it.
==================================
==================================
🥃 Scotch ◇
----------------------------------
Keep the heid, this battle's far
from over.
==================================
==================================
🗡 Survival Knife ◆
----------------------------------
If times get too rough, stab
yourself in the thigh and press
the pommel for a Stimpak
injection.
==================================
==================================
🔬 Thick Skin ○
----------------------------------
Grow a heavy layer of scales to
deflect the blows of thine
enemies.
==================================
==================================
🍗 Turkey Thigh ◆
----------------------------------
Beat your opponent with a huge
turkey thigh. If times get
tough, take a bite for a quick
hp boost.
==================================
==================================
👊 Vengeful Rampage ◇
----------------------------------
Your wounds only make you
stronger.
==================================
==================================
🥃 Whiskey Shot ○
----------------------------------
1 shot of whiskey for your
health. Doctor's orders.
==================================
==================================
🤬 Woke ★
----------------------------------
Someone tweets and everyone gets
dumber. But in you, it brings
about a certain rage... A
certain WOKENESS most people
don't actually want. It's what
you live for. It's how you know
you exist. You embrace it and
welcome the rush.
==================================
==================================
🌳 Wooden Spear ○
----------------------------------
A simple weapon fashioned for
Minotaur-hunting.
==================================
The Item Catalogue:
Chocolate Bar Potion of Healing Pokecen Spin Up Swiss Chocolate Chaos Theory for Beginners According to Clever Hans Chaos Theory for Beginners The Way of the Cobra Kai According to Clever Hans The Way of the Cobra Kai House Lannister According To Clever Hans House Lannister The Ballad of La Carambada According to Clever Hans The Ballad of La Carambada Lottery Ticket The Gospel According to Clever Hans The Gospel According to Parsifal The Annals of Qin Shi Huang According to Clever Hans The Annals of Qin Shi Huang The Tale of Sir Robin According to Clever Hans The Tale of Sir Robin Sorting Hat
==================================
🍫 Chocolate Bar ○
----------------------------------
A quick snack to restore 1 hp.
==================================
==================================
💊 Potion of Healing ○
----------------------------------
Instantly heal 8 hp.
==================================
==================================
🏩 Pokecen ○
----------------------------------
ポケモンセンター Heal Your Monsters!
==================================
==================================
🧠 Spin Up ○
----------------------------------
Instantly spin monster back up
in a new sleeve.
==================================
==================================
🍫 Swiss Chocolate ☆
----------------------------------
Only the finest Swiss chocolate.
Restores 10 hp.
==================================
==================================
👦 Chaos Theory for Beginners
According to Clever Hans ○
----------------------------------
Tiny variations, the orientation
of hairs on your hand, the
amount of blood distending your
vessels, imperfections in the
skin... vastly affect the
outcome.
Your mother told you to target a
random monster in the ring
rather than following a defined
order, and that's exactly what
you'll do.
==================================
==================================
🦋 Chaos Theory for Beginners
○
----------------------------------
Tiny variations, the orientation
of hairs on your hand, the
amount of blood distending your
vessels, imperfections in the
skin... vastly affect the
outcome.
Target a random opponent in the
ring (other than yourself)
rather than following a defined
order
==================================
==================================
👦 The Way of the Cobra Kai
According to Clever Hans ○
----------------------------------
We do not train to be merciful
here. Mercy is for the weak.
Here, in the streets, in
competition: A man confronts
you, he is the enemy. An enemy
deserves no mercy.
Your mother told you to target
the weakest monster in the ring,
every time, and that's exactly
what you'll do.
==================================
==================================
🐍 The Way of the Cobra Kai ○
----------------------------------
We do not train to be merciful
here. Mercy is for the weak.
Here, in the streets, in
competition: A man confronts
you, he is the enemy. An enemy
deserves no mercy.
You target the weakest player in
the ring, every time.
==================================
==================================
👦 House Lannister According To
Clever Hans ○
----------------------------------
A Lannister always pays his
debts...
Your mother told you to target
the monster who attacked you
last, unless directed otherwise
by a specific card, and that's
exactly what you'll do.
==================================
==================================
🦁 House Lannister ○
----------------------------------
A Lannister always pays his
debts...
Target the opponent who attacked
you last, unless directed
otherwise by a specific card.
==================================
==================================
👦 The Ballad of La Carambada
According to Clever Hans ○
----------------------------------
Junto a ellos, aterrorizó la
comarca, aguardando el día de la
venganza. Hizo fama por su
diestro manejo de la pistola,
del machete y, sobre todo, por
su extraordinaria habilidad para
cabalgar. En tiempos en que las
mujeres acompañaban a sus
hombres a un lado del caballo,
ver a una mujer galopando era un
acontecimiento mayor.
Your mother told you to target
whoever has the highest maximum
hp in the ring even if they
currently have less hp, and
that's exactly what you'll do.
==================================
==================================
💃 The Ballad of La Carambada
○
----------------------------------
Junto a ellos, aterrorizó la
comarca, aguardando el día de la
venganza. Hizo fama por su
diestro manejo de la pistola,
del machete y, sobre todo, por
su extraordinaria habilidad para
cabalgar. En tiempos en que las
mujeres acompañaban a sus
hombres a un lado del caballo,
ver a una mujer galopando era un
acontecimiento mayor.
Target whoever has the highest
maximum hp in the ring (other
than yourself) even if they
currently have less hp.
==================================
==================================
💰 Lottery Ticket •
----------------------------------
Play the odds for a chance to
win up to 10000 coins.
==================================
==================================
🐎 The Gospel According to
Clever Hans •
----------------------------------
Your mother said that my mother
said that if you know your enemy
and know yourself, you will not
be put at risk even in a hundred
battles. If you only know
yourself, but not your opponent,
you may win or may lose. If you
know neither yourself nor your
enemy, you will always endanger
yourself.
Your mother told you to keep
your strategy simple: your
opponent is always the person to
your right (wait, no, your other
right --No no, the other
other... You know what? Just
forget it... That one's fine).
==================================
==================================
🏇 The Gospel According to
Parsifal •
----------------------------------
My mother said that if you know
your enemy and know yourself,
you will not be put at risk even
in a hundred battles. If you
only know yourself, but not your
opponent, you may win or may
lose. If you know neither
yourself nor your enemy, you
will always endanger yourself.
Keep your strategy simple: your
opponent is always the person
next to you.
==================================
==================================
👦 The Annals of Qin Shi Huang
According to Clever Hans ○
----------------------------------
焚書坑儒
Your mother told you to target
the monster who has the highest
xp, and that's exactly what
you'll do.
==================================
==================================
焚 The Annals of Qin Shi Huang
○
----------------------------------
焚書坑儒
Target the opponent who has the
highest xp.
==================================
==================================
👦 The Tale of Sir Robin
According to Clever Hans ○
----------------------------------
He was not in the least bit
scared to be mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out,
and his elbows broken, to have
his kneecaps split, and his body
burned away... brave Sir Robin!
Your mother told you to target
whichever monster currently has
the highest hp, and that's
exactly what you'll do.
==================================
==================================
🙏 The Tale of Sir Robin ○
----------------------------------
He was not in the least bit
scared to be mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out,
and his elbows broken, to have
his kneecaps split, and his body
burned away... brave Sir Robin!
Target whichever opponent
currently has the highest hp.
==================================
==================================
🎩 Sorting Hat •
----------------------------------
This enchanted hat that once
belonged to Godric Gryffindor.
Put it on and find out where you
truly belong.
If your character has joined a
team but your monster hasn't,
that monster will be on your
character's team by default.
==================================