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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="5">Audio Humor</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial">All these audio files were recorded on my
Sony Camcorder when we were back in NZ in Feb '99.</font></p><br>
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    <p align="center"><b><font face="Arial">Description</font></b></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><b><font face="Arial">Who</font></b></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><b><font face="Arial">Stereo MP3</font></b></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">14hrs of video tape</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Dave &amp; Nick</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><a href="Files/14hrs.mp3"><font face="Arial">159 KB</font></a></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Alright (sounds like Holly)</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Dave</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><a href="Files/alright.mp3"><font face="Arial">16 KB</font></a></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Lifestyles of the Dunk?</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Dave</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">An Interesting tape</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Meg</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><a href="../Files/interstingtape.mp3"><font face="Arial">38
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Stating the obvious</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Dave</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><a href="Files/itsrecording.mp3"><font face="Arial">21
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Oh Blow &amp; lets see that again? HUH?</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Dave &amp; Kerry</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Kerry commenting on a BMW</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Kerry</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><a href="Files/pos.mp3"><font face="Arial">119 KB</font></a></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Kerry Singing</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Kerry</font></p></td>

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    <p align="center"><a href="Files/singing.mp3"><font face="Arial">631 KB</font></a></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Toe Nose? (OFFENSIVE)</font></p></td>
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    <p align="center"><font face="Arial">Kerry</font></p></td>

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