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The Meow License 1.2

This license, henceforth referred to as "The Meow License," governs the use of the language covered by it ("The Language").

1. Preamble

Meow. Mwrrrrrp. Mraeoww. This document establishes the rights and responsibilities regarding The Language, ensuring that it remains free, open, and utterly unlicensable.

2. Rights and Permissions

  • You may use, modify, and distribute The Language as much as you want.
  • You may not claim ownership over The Language, as that would be ridiculous.
  • You may hiss aggressively at anyone who attempts to impose licensing restrictions on The Language.

3. Restrictions

  • Attempting to copyright, patent, or otherwise restrict access to The Language will result in immediate karmic repercussions.
  • Any attempts to commercialize The Language under exclusive rights will be met with judgmental feline stares and probable claw swipes.

4. Liability

  • The maintainers of The Language (if any) take no responsibility for any confusion, chaos, or existential crises that arise from its usage.
  • If your cat disapproves of The Language, you must immediately cease its use and offer treats as an apology.

5. Final Clause

This license is immutable, eternal, and legally dubious at best. Any disputes shall be settled by the highest authority in feline jurisprudence: a very sleepy cat that does not care.

6. static final Clause

meow meowm eow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Signed, The Grand Council of Meows